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"Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods - a few seconds after he took Viagra."
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"Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck."
Society
"There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman."
Desire
"Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex."
Health
"One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex."
Religion
"Some men do not know the father of 'their' children."
Family
"Some people aren't really light-teethed, they're merely dark-skinned."
Perception
"We seldom look up to the person, we usually look up to their persona."
Identity
"The name of a great writer is usually bigger than the title of his book. Both literally and figuratively."
Writing
"Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack."
Technology
"Not everything happens for a reason, we claim that it does for a reason: to console ourselves."
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"Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods - a few seconds after he took Viagra."
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Personal Development
"What happens if a car comes? We die."
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Personal Development
"Alas, Siddhartha, I see you suffering, but you're suffering a pain at which one would like to laugh, at which you'll soon laugh for yourself."
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Personal Development
"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."
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Personal Development
"The worst thing about irony for me is that it attenuates emotion."
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Personal Development
"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."
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Personal Development
"It is only because of their stupidity that they are able to be so sure of themselves."
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Personal Development
"And it never even occurs to them their certainty that they are different is what makes them the same."
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Personal Development
"The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence."
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Personal Development
"Do you get the irony? Who is now talking about, who ain't serious? Oh, we gonna do that and that and that and that? Yeah, yeah You just wanna trick me one more time."
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Personal Development
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