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Mark Twain

"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."

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Donna Grant

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."

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Donna Grant

"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

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Donna Grant

"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."

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Donna Grant

"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."

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Donna Grant

"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."

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Donna Grant

"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."

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Donna Grant

"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."

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Donna Grant

"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."

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Donna Grant

"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

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Donna Grant

"In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally."

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Mark Twain
"The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives."

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Mark Twain
"Never let your education interfere with your learning."

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Mark Twain
"You can find in a text whatever you bring, if you will stand between it and the mirror of your imagination. You may not see your ears, but they will be there."

Perception

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Mark Twain
"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."

Woman

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Mark Twain
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt."

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Mark Twain
"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today."

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Mark Twain
"Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!"

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Mark Twain
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."

Humor

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Mark Twain
"Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul."

Unity

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Mark Twain
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

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