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"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."
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"I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married."
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"I wasn't playing a drag queen - I was playing an extraordinary performer."
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"I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf."
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"The only thing I want to say is, I know I'm not Einstein, but I'm not the queen of the imbeciles either."
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"When the whole point of Queen was to be original."
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"The Queen is by much the most powerful of the forces."
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"There are a lot of things in Queen albums that you don't expect; that's why we threw them in."
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"I'd like to be Queen Elizabeth."
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"We've gone overboard on every Queen album. But that's Queen."
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"Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola."
Social
"I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country."
Observation
"Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America."
Sensitivity
"Oh, and Mr. Montgomery? I think I counted about four dozen important-sounding words and almost no substance at all in that explanation. I don't think you should close the door on your diplomatic career entirely."
Criticism
"I look around briefly at the other players like I always do before a game. Other than Queenie, Bill, and Talon, I don't know any of them (and I don't care enough about them to know them). But if there's going to be any cordiality, any forced politeness or 'Aw, shucks, let's all just try to have a good time here tonight' kind of blather, then now's the time to get it out of the way before I get down to the business of screwing everyone out of their hopes and dreams."
Tactics
"Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't have led with that. I would've gone with something like 'G'day' or 'Wow, aren't you a little hottie?"
Introduction
"Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?"
Realism
"Speaking of your eyeballs, dear brother,I overheard some girls talking about you in the restroom at the tournament hotel. Apparently rumor now has it that you won't allow anyone to see your eyes-ever. In fact, according to this knowledgeable source, you even sleep and shower with your glasses on in case someone unexpectedly walks in...one of them said she'd seen your eyes for herself two years ago and could only describe them as 'ferocious and roving,' and 'burning white-hot with a primal, raw wildness."
Reputation
"You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair."
Gambling
"I don't think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again."
Misunderstanding
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