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"We've gone overboard on every Queen album. But that's Queen."
"Calling O'Hare an airport is like calling the Queen Elizabeth II a boat."
"There's four biggies. There was Elizabeth I, George III, Victoria, and the current queen, who really dominated four eras."
"The only thing I want to say is, I know I'm not Einstein, but I'm not the queen of the imbeciles either."
"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."
"Do you really have to be the ice queen intellectual or the slut whore? Isn't there some way to be both?"
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"Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren't related, I would've left too. Actually—is it already too late for me to leave?"
"I don't know what this is for anyway. I mean, let me tell you what I'm never going to say to any human being, ever: 'I had hunting season off-suit in the pocket, but I've had kicker trouble with that hand often enough to fold it."
"Aw, you're nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?"
"Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country."
"Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little while--the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread."
"Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that 'Alice Faye picked a peck of pepper for the poor, piping pig in the purple poke.' Wait-is that not what we're talking about here?"
"Congratulations, Mousey, you've managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers."
"Suddenly, the giant, three-headed dog that guards the entrance to the Underworld appears next to her-sans two of its heads-and sits down. As a child, we had a neighbor with a Great Dane, and I know they're about three feet tall at the shoulder. Allow another twelve inches for their T-Rex-sized heads, and you've got a dog that this woman could throw a saddle on and ride like a pony."
"Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-all those places perfect for dying of exposure."
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