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"The only thing I want to say is, I know I'm not Einstein, but I'm not the queen of the imbeciles either."
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"I wasn't playing a drag queen - I was playing an extraordinary performer."
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"I'd like to be Queen Elizabeth."
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"I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married."
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"Calling O'Hare an airport is like calling the Queen Elizabeth II a boat."
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"When the whole point of Queen was to be original."
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"There are a lot of things in Queen albums that you don't expect; that's why we threw them in."
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"We've gone overboard on every Queen album. But that's Queen."
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"There's four biggies. There was Elizabeth I, George III, Victoria, and the current queen, who really dominated four eras."
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"This is from the queen? And you say it's for a mouse? I'm sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn't allow any pets except for service animals."
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"Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola."
Social
"I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country."
Observation
"Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America."
Sensitivity
"Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another table, our once-cozy booth transforms into a damp fusion of vacuous wretchedness, with the three women all complaining alternately about their wet hair/clothes and their respective distance from Talon, while the man himself is trying to maneuver his Paul Bunyan frame way too close to me."
Party
"I try not to laugh too loud, afraid a bark-like noise will be mistaken by any great whites lurking in the area as the distress call of a juvenile seal."
Fear
"Oh, Alice, you haven't even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time's right I don't think I'll have to 'try' to have my way with you. I just WILL."
Romance
"I don't think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine."
Language
"I like it because when people use a lot of poker lingo, it usually means they've been playing the game for a while. Which is why I immediately avoid those people."
Social
"Do you really think I'd let him call my sister a 'bitch?' Or you for that matter? Talon Hawk's dumb, but he's smarter than that he'd be crawling around on his hands and knees picking his teeth off the tiles."
Loyalty
"So 'fatal' only kills you two out of three times these days? That's good to know."
Humor
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