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"We've gone overboard on every Queen album. But that's Queen."
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"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."
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"At the moment the Queen stuff does sell really well, but there's no guarantee it'll go on forever."
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"Lot's of marriages don't last as long as Queen have been together."
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"The only thing I want to say is, I know I'm not Einstein, but I'm not the queen of the imbeciles either."
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"Calling O'Hare an airport is like calling the Queen Elizabeth II a boat."
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"When the whole point of Queen was to be original."
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"There's four biggies. There was Elizabeth I, George III, Victoria, and the current queen, who really dominated four eras."
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"To be a queen of a household is a powerful thing."
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"The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs."
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"Aw, you're nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?"
Humor
"Hey, any idea why Australians speak something that sounds deceptively like English but isn't? I mean, I'm trying to figure out why I can't seem to converse with another human being who speaks the same language as I do."
Language
"Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her."
Sarcasm
"Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little while--the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread."
Humor
"I try not to laugh too loud, afraid a bark-like noise will be mistaken by any great whites lurking in the area as the distress call of a juvenile seal."
Fear
"Basic economic theory. People behave differently based on how much they think something's worth. Because everyone got their chips for free, people made huge bets on every hand-no matter what they were holding. People who play with everything on the line-for real-don't act like that."
Economics
"My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours."
Humor
"I'm busy trying not to look like anything edible."
Humor
"I use the word "man loosely. A better description would be "the most beautiful specimen of Homo sapiens sapiens with a set of XY chromosomes to grace the planet Earth at this moment, or any other era, epoch, or age in history."
Observation
"I think it should be obvious by now that I'm not necessarily interested in reality."
Escape
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