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"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
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"Luck is a dance of possibilities and opportunities."
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"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect."
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"We could use some good luck. That doesn't mean we'll get it."
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"Sheer luck. I was lucky to have been born with cheekbones."
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"...luck is not to be coerced."
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"Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes."
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"A broken mirror is good luck if you want it to be."
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"Luck affects everything. Let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least expect it there will be a fish."
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"Luck is a word devoid of sense nothing can exist without a cause."
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"Good luck' is like the shadow of a tree, for some time it gives comfort to a traveler but it doesn't go ahead with a traveler."
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"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
Drink
"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
Gay
"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"
Ugly
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Wife
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Being
"I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself."
Being
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Wife
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Kids
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
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