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"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
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"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."
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"If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it."
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"We all think we are right, or we should not believe as we do."
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"Einstein got most of the things right about black holes. I'm not an expert, I must admit."
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"The times that I have done something that I didn't respond to emotionally right away, it's generally not worked out too well."
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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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"Some things you know about, you know what the ingredients are - maybe not all of them. But it's up to you to put in the amount. It's up to the director to nag you until you get it right."
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"Stand, you've been sitting much too long, there's a permanent crease in your right or wrong."
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"This dragonfly came up to me. He was hovering right in front of my face, and I was really examining him, thinking, How does he see me? I became enlightened."
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"When I sing, trouble can sit right on my shoulder and I don't even notice."
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"The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth."
Humor
"The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic."
Difference
"The most dangerous food is wedding cake."
Food
"The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road."
Knowledge
"We all have faults, and mine is being wicked."
Being
"My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language."
Answers
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
Wrong
"Love is what you've been through with somebody."
Love
"Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation."
Men
"Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man."
Truth
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