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Fred Allen

"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on."

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"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on."

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"I formally proposed. I'm a good Southern gentleman."

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"It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen."

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"Gentlemen, I find the law very explicit on murdering your fellow man, but there's nothing here about killing a Chinaman. Case dismissed."

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"A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out."

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"Gentlemen, start your egos."

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"I am as innocent regarding any conspiracy as any of you gentlemen in the room."

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"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."

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"I'm trying to be more of a gentleman."

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"It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer."

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"Like two single gentlemen rolled into one."

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"Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
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"A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
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"Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you."
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"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
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"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."
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"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
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