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Jerry Seinfeld

"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"

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"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"

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"To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something."

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"Asia is not going to be civilized after the methods of the West. There is too much Asia and she is too old."

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"The best part is still ahead of me - I haven't experienced my 'good old days' yet."

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"I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible."

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"I have some of the old videos of my performances on it."

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"Very interesting for an old duffer like me to try his hand at something new. If I don't do that once in a while, I might just turn into a fossil, you know!"

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"To be seventy years young is sometimes for more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old."

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"Writers tell stories better, because they've had more practice, but everyone has a book in them. Yes, that old cliche."

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"Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s."

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"It couldn't have happened anywhere but in little old New York."

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