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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."
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"The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire."
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"If matters go badly now, they will not always be so."
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"For years I wanted to be older, and now I am."
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"The month of January, we were number one. Now, this is something we're proud of, because we recognize we're up against a formidable operation there at CNN."
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"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"It is a cliche these days to observe that the United States now possesses a global empire - different from Britain's and Rome's but an empire nonetheless."
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"The cup that went down under has now come up again."
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"It's happened time and time again, but the committee has always decided against it-the work was too conservative or didn't fit within the budget; there are millions of different reasons."
Time

"All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever."
Life

"I don't ask for an apology because it's only tomorrow's fish-and-chip paper."
Apology

"What is truth? Truth doesn't really exist. Who is going to judge whether my experience of an incident is more valid than yours? No one can be trusted to be the judge of that."
Experience

"I've got over so much. Mum wouldn't want anything to come into my life that would make me fragile again."
Life

"They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up."
Provocation

"If I didn't want to work for a couple of years, I wouldn't have to-it's a great feeling, to know I'm doing it because I want to do it."
Work

"There's so much stuff said about me that's not true, so now if something is hurtful and wrong, I send an e-mail or letter immediately, saying, This is not true."
Now

"I thought it would be my one and only exhibition, so I decided to call it My Major Retrospective."
Thought

"They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world."
World
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