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"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes."
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"It's wasteful spending like this that not only forces tax increases and cuts in vital services... but also really make you wonder: who is City Hall looking out for?"
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"If you increase taxes now on - at any level, it's going to make it harder to create jobs And we've lost 2 1/2 million jobs since the stimulus package passed. We're at 9.6 unemployment. So I don't think we tax too little, I think we spend too much."
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"Tax cuts are an investment in working families."
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"The tendency of taxation is to create a class of persons who do not labor, to take from those who do labor the produce of that labor, and to give it to those who do not labor."
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"We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones."
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"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation."
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"Lotteries, a tax upon imbeciles."
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"He knows the tax code as thoroughly as the pope knows the Lord's Prayer."
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"Tax what you burn not what you earn."
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"Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax."
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"Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them."
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"Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else."
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"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders."
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"A man is only as faithful as his options."
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"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes."
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"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
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"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."
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"Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing."
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"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty."
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"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
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