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"She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when.""
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"Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with."
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"What's make you think that people will other type of clothes are special??I can go to the shop buy such clothes and what??? Now I am important??"
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"The little man gave the big one a look. One of his eyes was green, one was black, and both were cool."
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"Her face is silting up, like a pond; layers are accumulating. Every once in a while, when she can afford the time, she spends a few days at a spa north of the city, drinking vegetable juice and having ultrasound treatments, in search of her original face, the one she knows is under there somewhere; she comes back feeling toned up and virtuous, and hungry."
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"A beautiful lady with an evil heart is like a hundred dollar note cut in two with one piece missing."
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"An important part of dressing for success is not only wearing something well but making sure it is appropriate for the occasion or the environment."
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"There was a photograph of Trout. He was an old man with a full black beard. He looked like a frightened, aging Jesus, whose sentence to crucifixion had been commuted to imprisonment for life."
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"'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come."
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"Has a woman who knew that she was well dressed ever caught a cold?"
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"Arles is certainly one of the most interesting towns I have ever seen, whether viewed as a place remarkable for the objects of antiquity it contains, or for the primitive manners of its inhabitants and its picturesque appearance."
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"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them."
Life
"I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled."
Being
"Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them."
Memory
"Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting."
Life
"There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
Cure
"He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when!""
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"Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels."
Writing
"She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when.""
Appearance
"The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun."
Sports
"Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed."
Success
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