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"Do you get the irony? Who is now talking about, who ain't serious? Oh, we gonna do that and that and that and that? Yeah, yeah You just wanna trick me one more time."
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"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."
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"It is only because of their stupidity that they are able to be so sure of themselves."
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"Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value."
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"If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story."
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"Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible."
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"Irony, we want to dance like robots and want robots to dance like us."
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"Some victories are merely defeat wearing the wrong clothing."
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"It is the oldest ironies that are still the most satisfying: man, when preparing for bloody war, will orate loudly and most eloquently in the name of peace."
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"A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular outdoor sports, gossip is the most popular indoor sport."
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"Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen."
Pragmatism
"Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars."
Love
"Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air."
Humor
"Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts."
Desire
"He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated."
Humor
"There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate."
Conflict
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
Irony
"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
Dating
"It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while."
Brotherhood
"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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