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"I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss."
"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."
"A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular outdoor sports, gossip is the most popular indoor sport."
"Boston is a moral and intellectual nursery always busy applying first principles to trifles."
"Bless you with the curse to remain busy always."
"You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry.""How do you make girls cry, exactly?"George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, "My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence."
"I think this goes more to the idea of 'relentless irony' than 'divine providence."
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
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