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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Morality established from Science is the key to understanding Coexistence.Science based on Morality is the reason we have prejudice for things we don't understand."
"A little house well filled a little land well tilled and a little wife well willed are great riches."
"Every time a man puts a new idea across he finds ten men who thought of it before he did - but they only thought of it."
"A person of little knowledge Grows old as a plough-ox grows old.His fleshes increases, His wisdom does not increase."
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