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Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents' wedding."

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"The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents' wedding."

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"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."

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"A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular outdoor sports, gossip is the most popular indoor sport."

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"Sandar came to stand beside him, frowning down at the crumpled High Lord. "He does not look so mighty lying there," he said wonderingly. "He does not look so much greater than me.""

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"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"

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"Boston is a moral and intellectual nursery always busy applying first principles to trifles."

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