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"The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents' wedding."
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"In our native terms, the ironic style is often compounded with the sardonic and the hard-boiled; even the effortlessly superior. But irony originates in the glance and the shrug of the loser, the outsider, the despised minority. It is a nuance that comes most effortlessly to the oppressed."
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"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."
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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."
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"One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing."
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"If you see this guy drowning, do not stop him, it might be Peter trying to walk on water reaching Christ."
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"Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods - a few seconds after he took Viagra."
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"If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story."
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"Of course boredom may lead you to anything. It is boredom sets one sticking golden pins into people, but all that would not matter. What is bad (this is my comment again) is that I dare say people will be thankful for the gold pins then."
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"Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value."
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"Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices."
Dating
"Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen."
Media
"He who acquired all his wealth by 'being at the right place at the right time' is hypocritical by being angry for losing all his wealth because of his 'being at the wrong place at the wrong time.'"
Hypocrisy
"Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child."
Parenting
"Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper."
Work
"It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue."
Behavior
"Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer."
Psychology
"Some wo/men are so possessive - you end up missing missing them."
Relationship
"Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns."
Relationship
"Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold."
Literature
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