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"The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents' wedding."
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"Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck."
Society
"There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman."
Desire
"Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex."
Health
"One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex."
Religion
"Some men do not know the father of 'their' children."
Family
"Some people aren't really light-teethed, they're merely dark-skinned."
Perception
"We seldom look up to the person, we usually look up to their persona."
Identity
"The name of a great writer is usually bigger than the title of his book. Both literally and figuratively."
Writing
"Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack."
Technology
"Not everything happens for a reason, we claim that it does for a reason: to console ourselves."
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"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."
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"Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods - a few seconds after he took Viagra."
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"I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony"."
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"The happiness of the superficial: when a man who has lost his donkey finds it again."
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"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"
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"What happens if a car comes? We die."
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"Alas, Siddhartha, I see you suffering, but you're suffering a pain at which one would like to laugh, at which you'll soon laugh for yourself."
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"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."
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"Of course boredom may lead you to anything. It is boredom sets one sticking golden pins into people, but all that would not matter. What is bad (this is my comment again) is that I dare say people will be thankful for the gold pins then."
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"The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents' wedding."
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