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"Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way."
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"Harry and I are misadventurous misadventurers that like to partake in misadventure."
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"An unknown road will always lead somewhere where you haven't been before."
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"I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon."
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"There are few things better than losing yourself in a book. And if you're lucky enough to have that adventure continue in a series, it's like chocolate ganache on the icing on the cake."
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"Adventure begins with a thought, decision and action."
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"Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
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"Life is a long travel. The end of the journey is often unpredictable."
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"Keep travelling. You will discover new paths and new places."
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"Explore new adventures."
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"In every voyage, be fully present."
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"Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down."
Comedy
"Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola."
Social
"Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-all those places perfect for dying of exposure."
Survival
"Aw, you're nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?"
Humor
"Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little while--the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread."
Humor
"I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country."
Observation
"Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I'd feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason for it."
Purpose
"Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way."
Adventure
"Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops."
Humor
"Well then, I guess I'm man enough to admit that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bitch."
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