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"One day a week I seek to rest from earthly toil and sorrow.Revitalized, I find the strength to battle new tomorrows."
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Personal Development
"That deep, can-still-taste-her-in-my-mouth sleep."
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Personal Development
"The author says the mark of a true rest your creature is an inability to be still without a kind of resignation."
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Personal Development
"Let the night take you. Let the stars evaporate into your dreams. Let sleep be the only comfort for you to believe."
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Personal Development
"Shadow crawled across the floor to the yellow foam-rubber pad and climbed onto it, pulling the thin blanket over himself, and closed his eyes, and he held onto nothing, and he held onto dreams."
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Personal Development
"Man is not made for the Sabbath. Rather, the Sabbath is made for man."
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Personal Development
"No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep awake all day."
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Personal Development
"Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her."
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Personal Development
"Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they will."
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"I was the Jane Roe of Roe vs. Wade, but Jane Roe has been laid to rest."
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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
God
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
Psychology
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
Baby
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot."
Humor
"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."
Irony
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