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Steven Wright

"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"

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"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"

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"I agree with the rest of the band, that a truly synthesized sound isn't really what I would want to go for."

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"Sleep is God. Go worship."

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"Usually I can hear the pianos, the saxophone, and usually I can hear Ronnie. But I really need to listen to Keith and Mick. The rest of the band is sort of an embellishment to that."

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"Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her."

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"You need to be outdoors. Away from here. You need a holiday."

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Amber Hurdle

"Let the night take you. Let the stars evaporate into your dreams. Let sleep be the only comfort for you to believe."

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"That deep, can-still-taste-her-in-my-mouth sleep."

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Amber Hurdle

"A beautiful nap this afternoon that put velvet between my vertebrae."

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"To be silent the whole day long, see no newspaper, hear no radio, listen to no gossip, be thoroughly and completely lazy, thoroughly and completely indifferent to the fate of the world is the finest medicine a man can give himself."

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"A few minutes later, my eyes began to feel a bit droopy, but I vaguely noticed that Anissa was whispering something."

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