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"I worship the quicksand he walks in."
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"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
Will
"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team."
Politics
"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
Time
"I worship the quicksand he walks in."
Admiration
"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
Society
"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."
Health
"The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water."
Water
"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
Tax
"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
People
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
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"Mister, when I see my first lady angel, if God ever sees fit to show me one, it'll be her wings not her face that'll make my mouth fall open. I've already seen the prettiest face that ever could be."
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"Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
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"But all I could see was her. No skill of mine, no artist anywhere, could've immortalized how gorgeous she was. It was impossible to believe she'd ever had any doubts about her body. The firelight shone on her skin, golden and perfect, making her look like some radiant goddess of legend. I wanted to kneel before her and offer eternal obedience."
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"The birds in the sky can never great the king yet their beauty gives the king to stare at them endlessly, wishing to be with them in the sky."
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"I don't deal well with admiration if it's for something I haven't done. Other than exist."
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"Let her know that her look really works for you."
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"A woman, desires to hear nice words from a man who can praise her beauty."
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"I'm gonna be percy Jackson when I grow up," she told Hazel solemnly.Hazel Smiled and ruffled her hair. "That's a good thing to be, Julia.""Although," Frank said. "Frank Zhang would be good too."
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"Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it."
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"Great is our admiration of the orator who speaks with fluency and discretion."
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