"A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman."

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"To tell you the truth, I never listen to opera at home."

Lesley Garrett, English Musician

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"If someone knew equally as much about the ins and outs of your home, it would not be your home."

S. A. Tawks, British Author

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"Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect."

Alan Moore, British Writer

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"To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it."

James Thurber, American Comedian

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"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."

Christian Morgenstern, German Poet

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"I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out."

Celia Cruz, Cuban Musician

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"My tent doesn't look like much but, as an estate agent might say, "It is air-conditioned and has exceptional location."

Fennel Hudson, British Author

Home, Comfort, Location, Life

"This means that they are bound by law and custom to plough the fields of their masters, harvest the corn, gather it into barns, and thresh and winnow the grain; they must also mow and carry home the hay, cut and collect wood, and perform all manner of tasks of this kind."

Jean Froissart, French Historian

Home, Custom, Harvest, Law

"I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom."

Andy Warhol, American Artist

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"To tell you the truth, I never listen to opera at home."

"If someone knew equally as much about the ins and outs of your home, it would not be your home."

"Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect."

"To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is."

"The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it."

"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."

"I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out."

"My tent doesn't look like much but, as an estate agent might say, "It is air-conditioned and has exceptional location."

"This means that they are bound by law and custom to plough the fields of their masters, harvest the corn, gather it into barns, and thresh and winnow the grain; they must also mow and carry home the hay, cut and collect wood, and perform all manner of tasks of this kind."

"I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom."

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"Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast."

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"Courage and grace are a formidable mixture. The only place to see it is in the bullring."

"I am at heart a gentleman."

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"In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact."