"Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia."

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"Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia."

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"Our normal waking consciousness, rational consciousness as we call it, is but one special type of consciousness, whilst all about it, parted from it by the filmiest of screens, there lie potential forms of consciousness entirely different."

William James, American Philosopher

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"Weaklings must lie."

Jean Paul, German Author

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"The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie."

Hilaire Belloc, English Poet

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"Guilt always hurries towards its complement, punishment; only there does its satisfaction lie."

Lawrence Durrell, British Writer

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"When Shakespeare was writing, he wasn't writing for stuff to lie on the page; it was supposed to get up and move around."

Ken Kesey, American Author

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"Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you."

Roger Ebert, American Critic

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"Lying can never save us from another lie."

Vaclav Havel, Czechoslovakian Leader

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"Any man who has once proclaimed violence as his method is inevitably forced to take the lie as his principle."

Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Russian Author

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"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

Evan Esar, American Writer

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"The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."

Adolf Hitler, German Criminal

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"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

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"Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."

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"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

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"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."

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"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."

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"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

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"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."

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"Our normal waking consciousness, rational consciousness as we call it, is but one special type of consciousness, whilst all about it, parted from it by the filmiest of screens, there lie potential forms of consciousness entirely different."

"Weaklings must lie."

"The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie."

"Guilt always hurries towards its complement, punishment; only there does its satisfaction lie."

"When Shakespeare was writing, he wasn't writing for stuff to lie on the page; it was supposed to get up and move around."

"Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you."

"Lying can never save us from another lie."

"Any man who has once proclaimed violence as his method is inevitably forced to take the lie as his principle."

"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

"The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."

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"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."

"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."