"Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia."

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"There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie."

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"One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie."

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Francis Bacon, English Philosopher

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"When it comes to my own turn to lay my weapons down, I shall do so with thankfulness and fatigue, and whatever be my destiny afterward, I shall be glad to lie down with my fathers in honor. It is human at least, if not divine."

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"Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him."

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"When a contradiction is impossible to resolve except by a lie, then we know that it is really a door."

Simone Weil, French Philosopher

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"I do myself a greater injury in lying than I do him of whom I tell a lie."

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"There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie."

"A lie never lives to be old."

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"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."

"One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie."

"Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance."

"When it comes to my own turn to lay my weapons down, I shall do so with thankfulness and fatigue, and whatever be my destiny afterward, I shall be glad to lie down with my fathers in honor. It is human at least, if not divine."

"Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him."

"When a contradiction is impossible to resolve except by a lie, then we know that it is really a door."

"I do myself a greater injury in lying than I do him of whom I tell a lie."

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"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive."

"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."

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"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."