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"When it comes to my own turn to lay my weapons down, I shall do so with thankfulness and fatigue, and whatever be my destiny afterward, I shall be glad to lie down with my fathers in honor. It is human at least, if not divine."
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"There is nothing we like to communicate to others as much as the seal of secrecy together with what lies under it."
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"Unless a man feels he has a good enough memory, he should never venture to lie."
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"Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance."
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"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."
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"One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie."
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"A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings."
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"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."
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"I do myself a greater injury in lying than I do him of whom I tell a lie."
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"Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for."
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Feet

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."
Home

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
Hate

"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
Night

"The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart."
Living

"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
Sex

"Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil."
Actor

"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."
Children

"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."
Hell

"I like children - fried."
Children
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