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"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
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"School...school... is just nothing... if you think that you are going to learn something. You are here wrong, you wanna see the system?It's in about23 Channels as a start then increases... decreases... even with different topics in the end... they want you to recall the whole data from the 23 Channels as for Perfect, as For under Perfect Okay..okay... but still not perfect, as for Good... Just an Okay... and as for Middle... Little from there and little from there as for the last... Nothing at all."

"While I was in high school, I started working professionally and got an agent."

"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

"Racial and denominational schools impart to the membership of their communities something which the general educational institution is wholly unable to inculcate."

"I didn't give it much thought back then. I just wanted to get all the words straight and collect my A."

"He nodded toward the sub. "This is going to be a blow-off day."I dragged my mind away from magical intrigue. After being homeschooled for most of my life, some parts of the "normal" school world was a mystery. "What does that mean, exactly.""Usually teacher leave subs a lesson plan, telling them what to do. I saw Ms. Terwilliger left. It said, 'Distract them."

"When I was in Taiwan, I was taught in school that Taiwan is part of China."

"I was always in plays at school and in school concerts - you could say I liked to show off."

"I wore a woman's antique fur jacket to my high school junior prom."
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"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."

"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."

"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."
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