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"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
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"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
Art
"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
Daughter
"There are never enough I Love You's."
Love
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
School
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
Time
"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."
God
"Communism is like one big phone company."
Communism
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
Beach
"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."
People
"In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls."
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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
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"Then all this started to pick up because I signed with ForeFront when I was in seventh grade. It got a lot busier and I was traveling a lot and it wasn't making sense. Especially at a private school, you miss two days, and you get so behind."
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"It wasn't until school that we realised that we were abnormal."
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"I got kicked out of high school, so I couldn't get into very many colleges."
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"I was always in plays at school and in school concerts - you could say I liked to show off."
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"Give a lift to a tomato, you expect her to be nice, don't ya? After all, what kind of dames thumb rides, Sunday school teachers?"
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"I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school."
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"He nodded toward the sub. "This is going to be a blow-off day."I dragged my mind away from magical intrigue. After being homeschooled for most of my life, some parts of the "normal" school world was a mystery. "What does that mean, exactly.""Usually teacher leave subs a lesson plan, telling them what to do. I saw Ms. Terwilliger left. It said, 'Distract them."
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"My school is attended by near three hundred scholars."
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"I was born in Champaign in 1918. From the neighborhood elementary and intermediate schools, I went to the University High School in the twin city, Urbana."
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