top of page
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
Standard
Customized
More

"The world might stop in ten minutes; meanwhile, we are to go on doing our duty. The great thing is to be found at one's post as a child of God, living each day as though it were our last, but planning as though our world might last a hundred years."
Author Name
Personal Development

"He was simply and staunchly true to his duty alike in the large case and in the small. So all true souls ever are. So every true soul ever was, ever is, and ever will be. There is nothing little to the really great in spirit."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Everything in the society that is wrong is our responsibility to fix."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Life has its demands from every one of us who live on planet earth."
Author Name
Personal Development

"She had her reward! - that reward of which no enemie could deprive her, which no slanders could make less precious - the eternal reward of knowing that she had done her duty."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I shall never ask never refuse nor ever resign an office."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical."
Author Name
Personal Development

"May be is very well, but Must is the master. It is my duty to show justice without recompense."
Author Name
Personal Development

"Duty was not untinged by ambition."
Author Name
Personal Development

"By his [God's] help I will arise and address myself diligently to my appointed duty. If happiness in this world is not for me, I will endeavor to promote the welfare of those around me, and my reward shall be hereafter."
Author Name
Personal Development
More

"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
Funny

"To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets."
May

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
Beer

"It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across to the animator because the animator is inspired by the voicetrack in terms of how to animate the character."
Character

"I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's really, really hard to do something different when you have a show going on as long as this has."
Years

"It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself."
Play

"It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to... In L.A., I'm just another character actor."
Character

"I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing."
Acting

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Law

"I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting."
Acting
bottom of page