top of page
"We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more May quotes

"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same."
May,

"We can always find something to be thankful for, and there may be reasons why we ought to be thankful for even those dispensations which appear dark and frowning."
May,

"A playwright must be his own audience. A novelist may lose his readers for a few pages; a playwright never dares lose his audience for a minute."
May,

"Most redoubted lord and right sovereign cousin, may the Almighty Lord have you in his keeping."

"We reduced the size of our front page code by about 50%, and by using absolute positioning, we are able to display important parts of the page before other parts may have fully loaded yet."
May,

"In some units it may suppress the motor discharge altogether, in some it may merely slow the motor discharge thus lessening the wave frequency of the contraction and so the tension."
Explore more quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

"We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel."

"I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good."

"My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love."

"I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering."

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."

"It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart."

"In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing."
bottom of page