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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Men
"A man in the house is worth two in the street."
Man
"Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."
Man
"Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier."
Love
"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."
Man
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
Boyfriend
"An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises."
Performance
"I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far."
Restraint
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
Interest
"His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork."
Mother
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"He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend."
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"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
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"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
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"My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good."
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"West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend."
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"The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend."
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"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'."
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"I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together."
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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
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"I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school."
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