"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."

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"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."

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"The Internet lives where anyone can access it."

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"Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet?"

Nuno Bettencourt, Portuguese Musician

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"I'm a babe in the woods when it comes to the Internet."

Peter Benchley, American Author

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"You mentioned Ross Perot. Mr. Perot jumped into the race at the last minute, had one issue that he ran on, the budget deficit, was in and out of the race a couple of times, and still got 20 million votes, didn't have the Internet."

Hamilton Jordan, American Civil Servant

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"When I get back from this book tour, I'm planning to learn the internet. Maybe I can hook up in cyberspace."

Armistead Maupin, American Novelist

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"I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type."

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"In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy!"

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"What I think is highly inappropriate is what's going on across the Internet, a kind of political jihad against Dan Rather and CBS News that's quite outrageous."

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"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."

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"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

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"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."

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"President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader."

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