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"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
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"Internet," she said sagely. "Expanding the frontiers of adolescent knowledge."
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"The internet is where some people go to show their true intelligence; others, their hidden stupidity."
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"AT&T will not block access to the public Internet or degrade service, period."
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"I see the Internet as the next big deal - I wanted to get in on it early on so I wouldn't get behind it all."
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"If we really wanted to be cool, and everyone in the world had Pro Tools, we could just put it up on the internet and everyone could make their own record out of it."
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"I think especially with the Internet and the amount of reality shows that are going on, there's no way to keep a secret anymore, so I try to let my project be as much as reality show as I can allow it to be."
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"Sometimes I just want to gone from the internet to become invisible, but still I don't do anything. Sometimes I do something on the facebook or other social networks and I don't want to go and see the consequences, but why???"
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"The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity."
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"I don't think that Yahoo or any other Internet company should try to become a television network. We will be nowhere if we have to create our own content."
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"I know that the internet has helped a new world audience find me."
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