"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."

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"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."

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"In many ways, I think that, while we've been remarkably violent in our media, there's been a real schizophrenia. In private, on the Internet, and on public-affairs shows or talk radio, we're way more explicit than we've ever been."

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"We're still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution."

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"Internet," she said sagely. "Expanding the frontiers of adolescent knowledge."

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"The internet is killing the art of writing. The big "publish" button begs you to publish even before you go back and make one single edit, and as if this was not enough, you have instant readers who praise your writing skills!"

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"Nuclear holocaust might eliminate the Internet."

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"With 500 channels and the Internet available, you'd think a candidate could get the word out."

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"Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet."

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