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"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
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"Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet."
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"The internet is not for sissies."
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"It seems to me like the Internet allows you to break that structure a little bit. You know, here's your CD that's going into stores, here's your EP that you offer online, here's a subscription for songs you recorded on the road, here's your live stuff streaming."
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"If it's on the Internet, then it's gotta be true."
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"The justices have constitutionally protected obscenity in libraries, filth over cable television, and now unlimited internet pornography."
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"The internet is where some people go to show their true intelligence; others, their hidden stupidity."
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"Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises."
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"I know that the internet has helped a new world audience find me."
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"The left and the right live in parallel universes. The right listens to talk radio, the left's on the Internet and they just reinforce one another. They have no sense of reality. I have now one ambition: to retire before it becomes essential to tweet."
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"The Internet has become important on the world's stage."
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"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is."
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"President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader."
American

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
Destruction

"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."
Being

"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
Movies

"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
Work

"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
Death

"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
Internet

"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
Dream

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
Land
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