"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."

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"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."

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"The internet is killing the art of writing. The big "publish" button begs you to publish even before you go back and make one single edit, and as if this was not enough, you have instant readers who praise your writing skills!"

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"The internet is where some people go to show their true intelligence; others, their hidden stupidity."

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"Internet," she said sagely. "Expanding the frontiers of adolescent knowledge."

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"The Internet offers authors and their readers a new diversity of opportunities and freedom."

Frederick Forsyth, British Author

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"I see the Internet as the next big deal - I wanted to get in on it early on so I wouldn't get behind it all."

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"The justices have constitutionally protected obscenity in libraries, filth over cable television, and now unlimited internet pornography."

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"Today's China is not in the least shut out from the rest of the world. Trends come to us from all over the world. And the Internet is really developed in China. We get news from all over the world."

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