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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
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"During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar."
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"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
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"I was taken to concerts when I was six, seven years old, and sat in a box throughout the whole evening."
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"Throughout the evening I would be recording these long saxophone delays and about four hours into the concert, if I wanted to take a break I would just play back the saxophone."
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"We are doing what Prince did. Everyone that comes to a show billed as An Evening with Journey will get our new CD. We figured that is our best store because they are our biggest fans."
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"I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes."
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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
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"The attorney general would call at 5 o'clock in the evening and say: 'Tomorrow morning we are going to try to integrate the University of Mississippi. Get us a memo on what we're likely to do, and what we can do if the governor sends the National Guard there.'"
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"What a nice night for an evening."
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"There's nothing like spending an evening with an audience every night."
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"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."
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"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
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"Humor is reason gone mad."
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"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
Mother

"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths."
Time

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Life

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
Father

"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."
Man
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