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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
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"During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar."

"My overcoat is worn out; my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening; it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark."

"The attorney general would call at 5 o'clock in the evening and say: 'Tomorrow morning we are going to try to integrate the University of Mississippi. Get us a memo on what we're likely to do, and what we can do if the governor sends the National Guard there.'"

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

"Throughout the evening I would be recording these long saxophone delays and about four hours into the concert, if I wanted to take a break I would just play back the saxophone."
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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."

"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
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