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"That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack."
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"I like to think I play rugby as it should be played - there are no yellow or red cards in my collection - but I cannot say I'm an angel."

"It's the niceties that make the difference fate gives us the hand, and we play the cards."

"I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards."

"These smugglers, many of them present in trafficking through my State of Arizona, create false Social Security cards, false green cards, visas and a variety of other fraudulent documents as an essential part of their smuggling activities."

"Credit card companies pay college students generously to stand outside dining halls, dorms, and academic buildings and encourage their fellow students to apply for credit cards."

"Everyone can get a little sloppy with cash and it's smart to notice. But what's squeezing you is the big stuff you ladle onto your credit cards."

"When debts are not paid because they cannot be paid, the best thing to do is not talk about them, and shuffle the cards again."
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"I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's become part of our culture, those characters."

"I mean, it's the life lessons that I suppose you learn that nobody gets a free ride and that you do the best you can with the means that you can and try to open yourself to as much knowledge and all that that you can."

"But what I will do is I'll acknowledge it and if it can be of any help the fact that I do acknowledge it then maybe other people will benefit from it because I do have somewhat of a public forum being in the line of work I am."

"If you're going to believe in a God, then you also have to equally believe that there's a flip side to this."
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