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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."
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"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
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"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"I've loved it, but I have a wife and two children."
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"My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those."
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"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Wife

"Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did."
Politics

"Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once."
Man

"I hate music, especially when it's played."
Music

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
People

"Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone."
Hell

"Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down."
People
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