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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone."
Hell
"Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did."
Politics
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Wife
"I hate music, especially when it's played."
Music
"Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down."
People
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
People
"Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once."
Man
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