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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
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"I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan."
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"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?"
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife."
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"It was there I met my future wife, Celeste Landry, although our lives took us separate ways for many years and we were not to marry until more than ten years later."
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"I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews."
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"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
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"My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations."
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"Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone."
Hell
"Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down."
People
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
People
"Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did."
Politics
"Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once."
Man
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Wife
"I hate music, especially when it's played."
Music
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