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Elle Lothlorien

"Because trying to think of how to ask a woman you've known for exactly two days if she'd be willing to get into a car with you and take a road trip across the country was something I hadn't quite worked up to yet."

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"Because trying to think of how to ask a woman you've known for exactly two days if she'd be willing to get into a car with you and take a road trip across the country was something I hadn't quite worked up to yet."

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Akiroq Brost

"Doubt is a creature within the air. It grows when someone hesitates."

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Akiroq Brost

"I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again."

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Akiroq Brost

"I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done."

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Akiroq Brost

"Because trying to think of how to ask a woman you've known for exactly two days if she'd be willing to get into a car with you and take a road trip across the country was something I hadn't quite worked up to yet."

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Akiroq Brost

"Sometimes it's hard to knowwhat todo."

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Akiroq Brost

"Man should not consider his material possession his own, but as common to all, so as to share them without hesitation when others are in need."

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Elle Lothlorien
"Don't worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good."

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Elle Lothlorien
"Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America."

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Elle Lothlorien
"I'll get you and your little dog too?' You say your girl can't pay me back? Believe me when I say that that little gift's just gonna keep right on giving."

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Elle Lothlorien
"I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country."

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Elle Lothlorien
"So, while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan?"

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Elle Lothlorien
"Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?"

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Elle Lothlorien
"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"

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Elle Lothlorien
"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."

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Elle Lothlorien
"Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-all those places perfect for dying of exposure."

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Elle Lothlorien
"Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops."

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