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"Because trying to think of how to ask a woman you've known for exactly two days if she'd be willing to get into a car with you and take a road trip across the country was something I hadn't quite worked up to yet."
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"Doubt is a creature within the air. It grows when someone hesitates."
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"I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again."
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"I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done."
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"Because trying to think of how to ask a woman you've known for exactly two days if she'd be willing to get into a car with you and take a road trip across the country was something I hadn't quite worked up to yet."
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"Sometimes it's hard to knowwhat todo."
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"Man should not consider his material possession his own, but as common to all, so as to share them without hesitation when others are in need."
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"Don't worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good."
Fantasy
"Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America."
Sensitivity
"I'll get you and your little dog too?' You say your girl can't pay me back? Believe me when I say that that little gift's just gonna keep right on giving."
Humor
"I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country."
Observation
"So, while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan?"
Lifestyle
"Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?"
Nature
"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"
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"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."
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"Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-all those places perfect for dying of exposure."
Survival
"Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops."
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