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"Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside."
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"I wouldn't say that there's ever been an Olympic champion that didn't deserve to win an Olympic Gold Medal."
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"Hunger for gold is made greater as more gold is acquired."
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"Everybody seized upon a bit of the beast. The Sultan claimed the liver, which, when dried and powdered, is worth twice its weight in gold as medicine."
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"Even when I was very depressed, I could hold on to something. It seems that I have always had that streak of gold that I could hold on to."
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"As you know, Microsoft eventually kind of grabbed the gold ring out of Apple's hands, I guess."
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"You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You dont' boo me."
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"If I never sang on a record again I can still look at my walls. They are covered floor to ceiling with gold and platinum records from all over the world."
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"Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside."
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"The alchemists in their search for gold discovered many other things of greater value."
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"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."
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"The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so."
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"Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience."
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"Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form."
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"While you're improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we're having fun."
Fun

"I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic."
Humor

"My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's."
Chicago

"The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance."
Performance

"Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside."
Gold

"I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them."
Comedians

"The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us."
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