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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car."
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"We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph."
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"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Love
"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there."
Mistake
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
Now
"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Relationship
"Marriage is the death of hope."
Death
"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
Life
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
Dream
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
Life
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
Knowledge
"I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!"
Creativity
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