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"If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"Fun? There is no fun."
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"I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star."
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"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."
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"Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It's really funny to look at the similarities between a human arm and the Canadian robotics arm."
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"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."
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"Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday."
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"I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie."
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"If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny."
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"Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them."
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"If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked."
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"I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings."
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"My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews."
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