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Allan Carr

"I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them."

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"I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them."

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Amber Hurdle

"Well, I do have some maiden aunts that are not quite like the aunts in the book, but I definitely do have a couple of them, and a couple of old aunties."

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"In our heads we're all about 33 years old."

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"The Helicon of too many poets is not a hill crowned with sunshine and visited by the Muses and the Graces, but an old, mouldering house, full of gloom and haunted by ghosts."

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"You just witnessed an old-fashioned rump kicking."

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"No one longs to live more than someone growing old."

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"Old and young, we are all on our last cruise."

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"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."

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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."

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Amber Hurdle

"I never learned anything at all in school and didn't read a book for pleasure until I was 19 years old."

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"Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes."

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"I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved."
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"I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration."
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