"I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them."

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"I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them."

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"I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl."

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"I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me."

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"I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof."

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"That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers."

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"We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle."

"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."

"I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl."

"I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me."

"You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home."

"I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people."

"I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof."