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"I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them."
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"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
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"I'm getting too old to play some parts, but I'm still greedy."
"To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old."
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"If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial."
"We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle."
"You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home."
"I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof."
"I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me."
"I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself."
"I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved."
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