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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
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"In our heads we're all about 33 years old."
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"We are who we're going to be when we're very old, and when we're very old we are who we were when we were 8."
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"Every old poem is sacred."
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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
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"I once aged 90 years old in one episode."
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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."
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"The old cathedrals are good, but the great blue dome that hangs over everything is better."
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"I'm old fashioned with my cell phone. I like that human contact and I think it's important."
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"All you hear Catholics turning out these days are pop versions of the old Protestant anthems."
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"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
Success
"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""
Time
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Car
"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
Car
"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
Humor
"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
Old
"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
Family
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
Mind
"There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say 'Yes I've got dreams of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in a while to look in it and yep they're still there. These are great dreams but they never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line to hold them up and say 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in."
Transformation
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
Family
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