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"Just because I haven't yet had any project surgery, I'm not going to knock it, because I think women have the right to do whatever they want to their bodies that make them feel good about themselves."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"Before our kids start coming home from Iraq in body bags and women and children start dying in Baghdad, I need to know, what did Iraq do to us?"
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"I'm tired of being labelled anti-American because I ask questions."
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"Children reinvent your world for you."
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"Everyone has a responsibility towards this larger family of man, but especially if you're privileged, that increases your responsibility."
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"I was told I had an overabundance of original sin."
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"We stand a chance of getting a president who has probably killed more people before he gets into office than any president in the history of the United States."
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"You guys ask really long questions. In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with."
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"I look forward to being older, when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the point."
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"When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'"
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"Do you really have to be the ice queen intellectual or the slut whore? Isn't there some way to be both?"
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