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"If you think a lot of the comments made tonight are not funny but are immature and tasteless that's only because the sense of humor is the first thing to go."
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"The most dangerous negativity comes from ourselves in the form of doubts, fears and unreasonable self-criticisms."
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"It is a great mystery to me how the problems of others seem like simple arithmetic while my own appear as complicated as a calculus equation."
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"Beating heroin is child's play compared to beating your childhood."
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"Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer."
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"Tolerance never exists without negative judgment. It is the sentiment of having a negative opinion about something yet still putting up with it."
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"Usually the term phobia refers to the psychological fear of the human mind from something that poses a threat. But when a species starts using the term fear against a biological portion of itself, there is nothing more demeaning than this."
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"The negative way of thinking based on constant complaints, strains, and objections of discontent steals our energy."
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"Words don't have the power to hurt you, unless that person meant more to you than you are willing to confess."
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"Who has fear? The one who has greed has fear."
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"For how long are the people who seek for the approval of others keep putting their self-worth in the hands of people?"
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"Blue is true Yellow's jealous Green's forsaken Red's brazen White is love And black is death."
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"Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading."
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"Adversity comes with instruction in its hand."
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"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to be with you. (Pause) That concludes my prepared remarks."
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"You are only old once, but you can be immature forever."
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"Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a stalled ox and hatred therewith."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"The whole world knows we have it made in America . . . made in China made in Mexico made in Japan."
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"Cheerfulness is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier."
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"Make today a gift to your future self."
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