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Erma Bombeck

"There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids."

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Amber Hurdle

"When we feel lost in time, with only shadows of the past living in our mind; when the moment, which "was", no longer "is and when only silence remains, loads of questions arise. We can cry a river or we may wonder: "What went wrong?"

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Amber Hurdle

"What could a child know of the darkness of God's plan? Or how flesh is so frail it is hardly more than a dream."

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Amber Hurdle

"The skeletons of the past must not hold back the dream of a new life, even though fear and regret, guilt and remorse may unsettle us during the effort to give our future a new home. ['Into a new life']"

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Amber Hurdle

"I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual."

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"If Shakespeare had never existed, he asked, would the world have differed much from what it is today? Does the progress of civilization depend upon great men? Is the lot of the average human being better now that in the time of the Pharaohs?"

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"We are only lightly covered with buttoned cloth; and beneath these pavements are shells, bones and silence."

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Amber Hurdle

"She seemed to be occupied with of inner chamber of ideas and to have slight need for visible objects."

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Amber Hurdle

"Maybe we feel empty because we spend so much of our own time watching other people live their lives, chase their dreams, express their love, and navigate their relationships. And when we turn off our TV or put down our phone... We've nourished nothing of our own."

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Amber Hurdle

"There is always a zone where somebody is nobody, there is always a zone where somebody is somebody and there is always a zone where nobody is nobody."

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"An offering for the sake of offering, perhaps. Anyhow, it was her gift. Nothing else had she of the slightest importance; could not think, write, even play the piano. She muddled Armenians and Turks; loved success; hated discomfort; must be liked; talked oceans of nonsense: and to this day, ask her what the Equator was, and she did not know.All the same, that one day should follow another; Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday; that one should wake up in the morning; see the sky; walk in the park; meet Hugh Whitbread; then suddenly in came Peter; then these roses; it was enough. After that, how unbelievable death was!-that it must end; and no one in the whole world would know how she had loved it all; how, every instant . . ."

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Erma Bombeck
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."

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"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

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"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."

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"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."

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"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."

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Erma Bombeck
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."

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Erma Bombeck
"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."

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Erma Bombeck
"I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."

Society

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"Written on her tombstone: 'I told you I was sick."

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Erma Bombeck
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."

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