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"I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest."
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"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."
May
"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out."
Service
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
People
"You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady."
Lady
"I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them."
Men
"People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right moment. After that, you've got to have talent and know how to use it."
Talent
"I'm for whatever gets you through the night."
Night
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
Love
"The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth."
Music
"I am a thing of beauty."
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"The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct proportion to the swiftness of her passing."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."
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"There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians."
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"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"I hate women because they always know where things are."
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