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"I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"I'm for whatever gets you through the night."
Night
"People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right moment. After that, you've got to have talent and know how to use it."
Talent
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
People
"Rock 'n Roll: The most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear."
Expression
"I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest."
Woman
"The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth."
Music
"I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them."
Men
"Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent."
Hell
"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."
May
"You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass."
Love
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