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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."
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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."
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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."
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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."
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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."
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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."
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"The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word."
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"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."
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"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."
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"When you blame others you give up your power to change."
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"With friends like you - who needs enemas."
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"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will but it didn't work for the rabbit!"
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"A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it."
Humor
"Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it."
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"There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells."
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"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
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"We were awfully poor. But we had a lot of things that money can't buy . . . like unpaid bills."
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"A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl - and work like a dog."
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"Being of sound mind I spent every cent I ever had."
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