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Robert A. Heinlein

"God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good-and is no sillier than any other theology."

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"God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good-and is no sillier than any other theology."

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"When you find that a theology has nothing more to offer than what the world already offers, then that theology as a theology is impractical, and therefore, useless."

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"When God plays chess, you will notice that he never has to move a single piece...in order to win."

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"God is good only when everything is good. When everything is bad, the devil takes control; god reappears when everything is in order once again. That's what my pastor taught me."

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"We cannot begin to define God's knowledge. We know, simply and profoundly, that nothing is hidden from Him or incomprehensible to Him."

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"The worst thing that I can do is humanize God. The second worst thing that I can do is deify myself. And the best thing that I can do is to avoid both."

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"In Bobby Ogle's version of heaven everyone would wind up in one place, criminals and Muslims included."

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"To ask when the kingdom of God will come is to be religious."

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Amber Hurdle

"Paul has no intention to instruct the Christian community about the task and responsibility of government. His entire concern is with the responsibility of the Christian community towards the State."

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"We would do our theology better if more was at stake in what we said."

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"It is a wicked sophistry to justify the worldliness of the Church by the cross of Christ."

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"The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history."
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"That God is in truth the sort of bloodthirsty paranoid Who would rend to bits forty-two children for the crime of sassing one of his priests. Don't ask me about the Front Office's policies, I just work here."
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"But goodness alone is never enough. A hard, cold wisdom is required for goodness to accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil."
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"Support for the arts -- merde! A government-supported artist is an incompetent whore!"
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"The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can "prove" anything from it."
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"I waited. Women talk when they want to. Or don't."
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"Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you."
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"Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys, it's more sanitary."
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