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Spike Milligan

"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."

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Akiroq Brost

"Restoring order of my personal universe suddenly seemed imperative, as I refolded my T-shirts, stuffed the toes of my shoes with tissue paper, and arranged all the bills in my secret stash box facing the same way, instead of tossed in sloppy and wild, as if by my evil twin. All week, I kept making lists and crossing things off them, ending each day with a sense of great accomplishment eclipsed only by complete and total exhaustion."

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"I write songs that are like diary entries. I have to do it in order to feel sane."

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"Of course, even in the hall, you must begin trying to obey the rules which are common to the whole house."

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"God has created the world to be run by His principles."

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"The real beauty of life is in orderliness."

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"Discipline is a demand of life."

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"Order doesn't come by itself."

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"By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!"

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"It was nostalgic in that painful way nostalgia could be."

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"If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it."

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"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
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