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"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
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"Restoring order of my personal universe suddenly seemed imperative, as I refolded my T-shirts, stuffed the toes of my shoes with tissue paper, and arranged all the bills in my secret stash box facing the same way, instead of tossed in sloppy and wild, as if by my evil twin. All week, I kept making lists and crossing things off them, ending each day with a sense of great accomplishment eclipsed only by complete and total exhaustion."

"I write songs that are like diary entries. I have to do it in order to feel sane."

"God has created the world to be run by His principles."

"If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it."
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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."
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