"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"

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"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"

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"Knock on the heart's emotions and its gates will be widely opened, but nock on reason and doubt will come charging at you."

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"Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms of the heart no wind can touch."

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"My heart is an endless well of love and gratitude."

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