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"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"
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"The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart."
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"I shall the effect of this good lesson keeps as watchman to my heart."
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"Aphrodite: Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.Percy: But... I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean."
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"My heart want to feel the touch.Feel the eternal love so much."
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"Feel, now let your heart be your light; imagination is your way and bliss is your destination."
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"O Lord, deliver me from the man of excellent intention and impure heart: for the heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked."
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"The heart has reasons that the mind will never understand."
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"Dear heart, love everyone and anyone. Please make me nonjudgmental."
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"It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray."
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"My heart is in the Church of England but not my mind."
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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
Movies
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
Internet
"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had."
Chance
"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is."
People
"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
Death
"If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news."
News
"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
Destruction
"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"
Heart
"I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days."
Impression
"Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"
Work
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