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"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"
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"The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart."
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"The accent of a man's native country remains in his mind and his heart, as it does in his speech."
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"I shall the effect of this good lesson keeps as watchman to my heart."
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"It is the heart always that sees, before the head can see."
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"Aphrodite: Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.Percy: But... I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean."
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"My heart want to feel the touch.Feel the eternal love so much."
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"Feel, now let your heart be your light; imagination is your way and bliss is your destination."
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"O Lord, deliver me from the man of excellent intention and impure heart: for the heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked."
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"The heart has reasons that the mind will never understand."
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"Dear heart, love everyone and anyone. Please make me nonjudgmental."
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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
Movies
"Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"
Work
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."
Character
"The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him."
Legal
"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."
President
"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"
Heart
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
Internet
"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had."
Chance
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
Land
"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."
Being
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