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"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."
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"Boston is safe. And we're going to keep it safe."
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"In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series."
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"In New York, you couldn't wish for a nicer audience, or in L.A., Chicago, Boston. But when you get into secondary markets, they don't have a clue."
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"We cut a few corners and brought the picture in under budget by $25,000, so Paramount let us go back to Boston with a small crew to shoot some additional footage."
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"I'm a kid from Boston."
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"Was the crew well? Was I not? I had profited in many ways by the voyage. I had even gained flesh, and actually weighed a pound more than when I sailed from Boston."
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"The word survivor suggests someone who has emerged alive from a plane crash or a natural disaster. But the word can also refer to the loved ones of murder victims, and this was the sense in which it was used at a four-day conference in early June at Boston College."
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"Boston is the engine of the state's economy."
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"Currently, Boston has only nine percent of the state's population - but we provide more than 16 percent of the jobs and 19 percent of the state's revenues."
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"I was also the romantic lead in The Boston Strangler - I was the only one that lived to tell the story - so I called myself the romantic lead."
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
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"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
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"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."
Want
"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."
Tax
"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
Father
"The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi."
First
"A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
People
"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."
Men
"Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent."
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"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
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