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"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."
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"Boston is safe. And we're going to keep it safe."
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"My ship was also in better condition than when she sailed from Boston on her long voyage. She was still as sound as a nut, and as tight as the best ship afloat. She did not leak a drop - not one drop!"
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"In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series."
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"In New York, you couldn't wish for a nicer audience, or in L.A., Chicago, Boston. But when you get into secondary markets, they don't have a clue."
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"We cut a few corners and brought the picture in under budget by $25,000, so Paramount let us go back to Boston with a small crew to shoot some additional footage."
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"The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all."
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"Kev has these old Boston drills, where you all have to talk to each other, and interact, and it's helped us."
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"I'm a kid from Boston."
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"Was the crew well? Was I not? I had profited in many ways by the voyage. I had even gained flesh, and actually weighed a pound more than when I sailed from Boston."
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"They played Boston. They played at the Boston Tea Party and through an amazing chain of events I got to hang out with them backstage even though I was underage."
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"The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed."
Men
"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement."
Mind
"Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great."
Actor
"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
College
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
Man
"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."
Want
"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."
Tax
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
Imitation
"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
Father
"Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything."
People
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