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"Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who'd fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders."
"I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick when I don't write, you can send for me to come and tell you."
"You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble."
"We should not clap our hands and mourn, for he is out of trouble. You are still in it."
"That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg."
"So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig."
"I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters."
"If you can get the proper definition of trouble, then we can find out who the real troublemakers are."
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"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
"Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information."
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me."
"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive."
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."
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