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"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
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"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."
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"My greatest trouble is getting the curtain up and down."
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"The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in."
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"No untroubled day has ever dawned for me."
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"I think authors can get into trouble viewing the subject matter as their turf."
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"I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock."
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"Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb."
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"Every writer I know has trouble writing."
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"Let what is irksome become habitual, no more will it trouble you."
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"When trouble ends even troubles please."
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"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
Forgiveness
"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
Trouble
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
Art
"I get mail; therefore I am."
"The only risk of failure is promotion."
Failure
"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
Numbers
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
Time
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
People
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
Woman
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
Problems
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