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"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
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"My greatest trouble is getting the curtain up and down."
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Personal Development
"Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who'd fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders."
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"I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble."
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"The trouble with having a place for everything is how often it gets filled up with everything else."
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"When we label anyone 'bad', we will have more trouble dealing with him than if we could have settled for a lesser label."
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"In trouble to be troubled, Is to have your trouble doubled."
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"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
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"Most of us know perfectly well what we ought to do; our trouble is that we do not want to do it."
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"If you don't fix latent failures in your system, you're asking for trouble."
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"When I came to DreamWorks, I was in bad trouble. They were in bad trouble. They were millions of dollars in the hole and a few days from closing their doors. I was on my last leg."
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"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."
Problems
"The longer you work here, diverse it gets."
Work
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
Problems
"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."
People
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
People
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
Art
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
Decision
"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me."
Life
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
Woman
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
People
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