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"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."

"When coming to sex: First served, first come."

"The male sex still constitute in many ways the most obstinate vested interest one can find."

"Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks."

"Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass."
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"My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves."

"I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me."

"My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated."

"If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after."

"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."

"It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple."
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