top of page
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie

"My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever."

Standard 
 Customized
"My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever."

Exlpore more Ability quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"It takes nearly as much ability to know how to profit by good advice as to know how to act for one's self."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Here is my principle: Taxes shall be levied according to ability to pay. That is the only American principle."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Charm is the ability to make someone else think that both of you are pretty wonderful."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The greatest difficulty with the world is not its ability to produce, but the unwillingness to share."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Pension reforms, like investment advice and automatic enrollment, will strengthen the ability of Americans to save and invest for retirement."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I felt the familiar warm tingling at the center of my chest and had just enough time to gasp as some invisible hand yanked me forward, smacking my forehead against the dashboard with enough force to stun me dumb. Chubs slammed on the brakes, forcing my seat belt to do its job and lock against my chest. I was thrown back into my seat, an explosion of colors bursting in my vision. 'Oh, hell no!' Chubs roared, slamming a hand against the steering wheel. 'That's it! We don not use our abilities on one another, goddammit! Behave yourself!"

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"My colleagues have expressed confidence in my ability to articulate our conservative message and to provide new focus to our efforts in the General Assembly."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"You honor me greatly and beyond my ability as an individual but in so doing you honor my colleagues also who made possible the results you have cited."

Explore more quotes by Colin Mochrie

Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had."
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting."
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage."
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!"
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
Quote_1.png
Colin Mochrie
"I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money."
bottom of page