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"When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't."
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"Only the mad girls chase me, I think."
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"There were a few 6th form girls that I got with when I was I the 6th form, they were really nice, so that was cool."
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"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"
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"My biggest problem in middle school was catty girls, cliques, and trying to figure out if I wanted to be a part of one of those, just figuring out who I was and all that."
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"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."
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"Most girls don't know what to do with what they've got."
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"We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look."
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"You'd be surprised. Girls like sensitive, namby-pamby guys."
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"A lot of people say I wouldn't have a down day, but you look at the music and there's real melancholy."
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"I don't really believe in palm readers and crystal balls and tarot cards, but I respond to the need for them."
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"My music is my way to rearrange the world according to my own hopes."
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"I don't think DIY is something that necessarily comes to mind when people hear Third Eye Blind, but that is completely how we've been from the beginning."
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"I was not someone who participated in other people's castles."
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"I find pleasure in things that are simple."
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"So I like that sound, but I am not interested in being retro."
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"Sex is funny and love is serious."
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"I carry groceries home on the tank of my motorcycle."
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"When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't."
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