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"I do like the ocean wave, actually. I'm born under the sign of Cancer - the sign of the crab - so I like coastal areas and sunny beaches and such - although not the wide-open and deep seas."
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"If we stop exploring space, we're going to lose the same part of us that found vaccines and penicillin, the part that searches for cures to cancer and AIDS."
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"I do a lot of races for the cure for breast cancer."
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"We have common enemies today. It's called childhood poverty. It's called cancer. It's called AIDS. It's called Parkinson's. It's called Muscular Dystrophy."
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"I was spiritually bankrupt, and when that happens, it's like a spiritual cancer afflicts you."
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"Cancer is just a horrible disease."
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"I've always been very involved in anything that had to do with lung disease or cancer."
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"Once colon cancer becomes symptomatic, nine times out of ten it is too late."
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"I pictured myself as a virus or a cancer cell and tried to sense what it would be like."
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"Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor

"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
Help

"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act

"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty

"I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming."
Love

"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
Autobiography

"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
Limit

"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
Name

"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
Men

"I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging."
Listening
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