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"I'm going to beat this cancer or die trying."
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"I've been a rock star since you were very young. But I've never encountered anything as powerful as cancer."
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Personal Development
"If we stop exploring space, we're going to lose the same part of us that found vaccines and penicillin, the part that searches for cures to cancer and AIDS."
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"Cancer is a disease where the patient can contribute a great deal of help himself if he or she can retain their morale and their hopes."
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"Well, right now, technically, I have no breast cancer."
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"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
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"Dedicated researchers seek better treatments and cures for diabetes, kidney disease, Alzheimer's and every form of cancer. But these scientists face an array of disincentives. We can do better."
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"I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse."
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"Once colon cancer becomes symptomatic, nine times out of ten it is too late."
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"I was spiritually bankrupt, and when that happens, it's like a spiritual cancer afflicts you."
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"I am in love with Larry David."
Love
"I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly."
Love
"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act
"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
Help
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
Night
"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
Men
"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
Name
"That's life when you're on the D-list."
Life
"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
Friendship
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