"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."

Cancer, Friends, Jokes

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"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."

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"I pictured myself as a virus or a cancer cell and tried to sense what it would be like."

Jonas Salk, American Scientist

Cancer, Sense

"Our meaning is to make our little planet Earth a better place to live, to stop wars, disarm nuclear missiles, to stop diseases, AIDS, plague, cancer and to stop pollution."

Uri Geller, Israeli Entertainer

Cancer, Earth, Meaning, Pollution

"I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the presidency and that if the cancer was not removed the president himself would be killed by it."

John Dean, American Lawyer

Cancer, Presidency, President

"This particular nurse said, Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. I was so struck by this statement."

Harold Pinter, English Dramatist

Cancer,

"Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore."

Alan Bennett, English Dramatist

Cancer, Illness

"I didn't know anything about breast cancer when I got it."

Rue McClanahan, American Actress

Cancer,

"I do a lot of races for the cure for breast cancer."

Mary Ann Mobley, American Actress

Cancer, Cure

"I was spiritually bankrupt, and when that happens, it's like a spiritual cancer afflicts you."

Mel Gibson, American Actor

Cancer, Spiritual

"We have common enemies today. It's called childhood poverty. It's called cancer. It's called AIDS. It's called Parkinson's. It's called Muscular Dystrophy."

Jerry Doyle, American Actor

Cancer, Childhood, Enemies, Poverty

"I do like the ocean wave, actually. I'm born under the sign of Cancer - the sign of the crab - so I like coastal areas and sunny beaches and such - although not the wide-open and deep seas."

Anjelica Huston, American Actress

Cancer, Deep, Ocean

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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."

Humor

"I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging."

Listening

"A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them."

Fame

"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."

Celebrity

"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."

Autobiography

"I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly."

Love

"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."

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"I pictured myself as a virus or a cancer cell and tried to sense what it would be like."

"Our meaning is to make our little planet Earth a better place to live, to stop wars, disarm nuclear missiles, to stop diseases, AIDS, plague, cancer and to stop pollution."

"I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the presidency and that if the cancer was not removed the president himself would be killed by it."

"This particular nurse said, Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. I was so struck by this statement."

"Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore."

"I didn't know anything about breast cancer when I got it."

"I do a lot of races for the cure for breast cancer."

"I was spiritually bankrupt, and when that happens, it's like a spiritual cancer afflicts you."

"We have common enemies today. It's called childhood poverty. It's called cancer. It's called AIDS. It's called Parkinson's. It's called Muscular Dystrophy."

"I do like the ocean wave, actually. I'm born under the sign of Cancer - the sign of the crab - so I like coastal areas and sunny beaches and such - although not the wide-open and deep seas."

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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."

"I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging."

"A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them."

"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."

"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."

"I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly."

"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."

"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."

"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."

"I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming."