"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."

Cancer, Friends, Jokes

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"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."

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