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"This particular nurse said, Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. I was so struck by this statement."
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"I do a lot of races for the cure for breast cancer."
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"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
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"I was spiritually bankrupt, and when that happens, it's like a spiritual cancer afflicts you."
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"Both of our daughters, Debbie and Bonnie, are also cancer survivors."
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"We have common enemies today. It's called childhood poverty. It's called cancer. It's called AIDS. It's called Parkinson's. It's called Muscular Dystrophy."
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"Dedicated researchers seek better treatments and cures for diabetes, kidney disease, Alzheimer's and every form of cancer. But these scientists face an array of disincentives. We can do better."
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"I've always been very involved in anything that had to do with lung disease or cancer."
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"I've helped many, many, many children, thousands of children, cancer kids, leukemia kids."
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"Once colon cancer becomes symptomatic, nine times out of ten it is too late."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor

"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
Care

"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
Cancer

"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
Beauty

"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
Friendship

"My act is based on my life."
Life

"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
Autobiography

"That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it."
Temptation

"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
Celebrity
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