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"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
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"My parents were angry, but they were relieved that I was in good condition. They had been afraid the Russians would torture me. They told me not to do it again!"
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"We didn't do wrong things because we didn't want to embarrass our parents."
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"I don't think any child could really be happy between five and eight away from their parents."
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"As is said about most writers: on the one hand all I ever did from when I was a child was read, and I was a loner, which was furthered by my parents and my upbringing."
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"Since the child knew his parents would give in, he tried the same trick again and again."
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"My parents were in short street, so they had to go abroad to economize."
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"Our parents decided not to teach us Chinese. It was an era when they felt we would be better off if we didn't have that complication."
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"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."
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"I was also interested in chemistry, but my parents were not willing to buy me a chemistry set."
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"And my parents' separation was tricky. But my mum had always been really honest with me, and treated me like an adult even when I was really young, so I knew they hadn't been getting on."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Being
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
Wife
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Wife
"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."
Pet
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
Car
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
Hope
"One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control."
Control
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
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