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"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
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"When I was a little kid, I used to really embarrass my parents."
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"I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium."
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"If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully."
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"I think the deepest problem is between my parents and me. I just don't know if it will ever be the same."
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"My parents were angry, but they were relieved that I was in good condition. They had been afraid the Russians would torture me. They told me not to do it again!"
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"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."
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"When a child is bruised physically or emotionally, parents often reward him with a treat."
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"My parents were so poor when I was a kid, I never went anywhere. I take our youngsters with us because I don't know anything that teaches them so much."
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"My biggest musical influences are probably my parents."
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"My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque."
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"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
Age
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
Drink
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Kids
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
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"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
Wife
"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."
Mother
"Life is just a bowl of pits."
Life
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
Home
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
Wife
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