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P. J. O'Rourke

"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop."

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Amber Hurdle

"Indeed, it is a sign of marked political weakness in anycommonwealth if the people tend to be carried away by mere oratory, if theytend to value words in and for themselves, as divorced from the deeds for whichthey are supposed to stand. The phrase-maker, the phrase-monger, the readytalker, however great his power, whose speech does not make for courage,sobriety, and right understanding, is simply a noxious element in the bodypolitic, and it speaks ill for the public if he has influence over them. To admirethe gift of oratory without regard to the moral quality behind the gift is to dowrong to the republic."

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Amber Hurdle

"In reality, commissions rarely solve complicated problems. Therefore, the following question arises: what is worse " to establish a commission knowing it cannot solve a complicated problem, or to believe that the commission will truly solve such a problem?"

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Amber Hurdle

"Politics is so difficult, it's generally only people who aren't quite up to the task who feel convinced they are."

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Amber Hurdle

"Let us remind our leaders that there is no place for personal interests in politics."

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"M-governance is empowered governance. It has the potential to make development a truly inclusive and comprehensive mass movement. It puts governance into everyone's reach. It puts governance in your hands 24/7."

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"Either cry for exchanging new currency notes for couple of days or crib for corruption for ages and generations with old one. Choice is yours."

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"I think the positive competition between states in India is one of the most positive dynamics that the country has."

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Amber Hurdle

"Nothing lasts longer than a temporary government program."

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Amber Hurdle

"Let the government not be an instructor but a parent who loves and adjusts to the needs of the nation, But remember a parent does what makes things look good to the entire family without segregation."

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"This submission is a restraint of liberty, but could be of no effect as to the good intended, unless it were general; nor general, unless it were natural."

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"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
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"I'm a member of the 1960s generation. We didn't have any wisdom."
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"Never fight an inanimate object."
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"Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy."
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"The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it."
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"If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas."
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"Public schools helped create the idea of America and inculcate Americans with a few rudiments of knowledge. To judge by that very American item, the Internet, a few rudiments is all anyone cares to have."
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