"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

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"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities."

Ayn Rand, Russian Writer

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"Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again."

Henri Cartier-Bresson, French Photographer

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"Heaven would indeed be heaven if lovers were there permitted as much enjoyment as they had experienced on earth."

Giovanni Boccaccio, Italian Author

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"No waiting the beyond, no peering toward it,but longing to degrade not even death;we shall learn earthliness, and serve its ends,to feel its hands about us like a friend's."

Rainer Maria Rilke, German Poet

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"I was on a soap opera before that for three years, where I was the nicest guy on earth."

Ray Liotta, American Actor

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"The service we render others is the rent we pay for our room on earth."

Wilfred Grenfell, Welsh Activist

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"Everything that ever walked or crawled on the face of the earth, swum the depths of the ocean or soared through the skies left its imprint here."

Robert M. Fresco, American Screenwriter

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"In the past, on Earth, it has largely been to exploit foreign resources and to expand the domestic territory."

Barney Oliver, American Scientist

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"If there was no moral evil upon earth, there would be no physical evil."

Joseph de Maistre, French Diplomat

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"The free, independent spirit who commits himself to no dogma and will not decide in favor of any party has no homestead on earth."

Stefan Zweig, Austrian Writer

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"This has been my greatest challenge: because the current reality now seems so unreal, it's hard to make nonfiction seem believable. But you, my friend [Michael Moore], are able to do that."

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"Mankind flung its advance agents ever outward, ever outward. Eventually it flung them out into space, into the colorless, tasteless, weightless sea of outwardness without end. It flung them like stones."

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"That's the attractive thing about war, said Rosewater. "Absolutely everybody gets a little something."

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"Homo Americanus is going to go on speaking and writing the way he always has, no matter what dictionary he owns."

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"When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into meat in there. Can your dad do that?"

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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."

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"We Humanists behave as well as we can, without any expectation of rewards or punishments in an Afterlife. We serve as best we can the only abstraction with which we have any real familiarity, which is our community."

Belief

"Everybody who is alive is a survivor, and everybody who is dead isn't," I said."So everybody alive must have the Survivor's Syndrome. It's that or death. I am so damn sick of people telling me proudly that they are survivors!"

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"I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how tobecome a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt yourparents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you cando is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestitehermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you'vebeen to college."

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