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"I believe in God, because he is the only thing that kept me going. He's my best friend."

"God did not give you the spirit of cowardice."

"The uninitiated have real questions and valid concerns over how the things of God appear to them."
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"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.""

"The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun."

"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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