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"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul."
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Personal Development
"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."
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Personal Development
"God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause."
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Personal Development
"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way.""
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Personal Development
"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."
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Personal Development
"I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it."
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Personal Development
"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal."
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Personal Development
"To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him."
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"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."
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"An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie."
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"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
Body
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.""
Men
"The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun."
People
"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."
Funny
"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."
God
"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
Family
"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to."
People
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
Reason
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."
Law
"Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us."
Mistake
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