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Jerry Seinfeld

"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."

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"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."

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"I believe in God, because he is the only thing that kept me going. He's my best friend."

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"I said, God, the press and people, they just really hate me and I'm really trying. Geraldine Page said, Listen to this, Tab. If people don't like you, that's their bad taste."

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"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God - but to create him."

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"For this is the mark of a wise and upright man, not to rail against the gods in misfortune."

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"I used to think like Moses. That knocked me down for a couple years and put me in prison. Then I start thinking like Job. Job waited and became the wealthiest and richest man ever 'cause he believed in God."

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"The uninitiated have real questions and valid concerns over how the things of God appear to them."

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